My uncle once: ruled the alley way
Never in my life: could I be more spoilt
When I was five: I was abandoned and lived a very different life to what I do now.
Once, at a bar: I realised I was different
My next great adventure: will be waking up moving rom the couch to my food bowl and back again
I have a hard time understanding: why not everyone is put on this earth to serve me.
If I ever go back to school, I'll: study accounting (especially with a name like James)
Take my advice, never: let your owner slam your tail in the car door.
If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you bring pilchards
And by the way: like to catch mice and eat them, sucking their tails down like a piece of spaghetti....
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James Green - Office Manager
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