My uncle once: played double bass in a big band
Never in my life: could I reintroduce the mullet
When I was five: I got sent to the naughty corner at kinder because someone dared me NOT to tip my milk over the head of the person sitting next to me. How could a challenge like that be passed up ???
Once, at a bar: I met my wife
My next great adventure: will be what I make it
I have a hard time understanding: how some people can channel their entire energy into negativity.
If I ever go back to school, I'll: return my library book
Take my advice, never: offer to build gingerbread houses at Christmas time
If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you watch for jellyfish
And by the way: my television career started way back in the 70's, when my name was read out by Marty Monster on the Earlybird Show. I received a game of Twister in lieu of payment for my performance.
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